Lauren Kaiser is a beautiful woman. She's tall, has great skin, a pretty smile...just lovely. I can’t tell you how many times
I’ve been envious of my MSU roommate sophomore year, Theo’s, relationship with
Lauren. Don’t tell her I told you this, but she’s
actually one of the first people I remember having a dirty dream about *gasp. Who the hell knows why it was her, perhaps it
was just all that times I saw and thought she was super hot, but one night I
went to sleep and amongst the hundreds of people I’ve met in my life, it was
her that I saw.
Freshman year (I think) at state I took this university biology class that I was required to take, and Lauren was in it. We had this big Indian guy who was our professor and he would always tell us wild stories like about how when he was in grad school him and his buddies would take the 200 proof liquor in their lab, put it in punch for parties, and just get hammered. I remember talking to her about that class one time at a party at the end of the semester I think and talking about how it was quite possibly the biggest blow off of a course imaginable. This memory is kind of lame I guess, but I remember it because when Lauren was talking about it she was just so excited, she had so much energy and that compared with her smile always leave a lasting impression.
The most recent time that I’ve seen Lauren is actually the
night that I started writing this. She
looked lovely as always, she even had a beautiful friend who I should have
introduced myself to, but didn’t because I’m an occasional idiot. Regardless; seeing her that night just reminded
me that she has infinite possibilities in life, possibilities that could only
come to people who demonstrate such natural charisma as a woman like
Lauren. Maybe one day I'll be reading through a Forbes magazine and she'll be in there amongst the most powerful women in the world or something and I'll get to teach her to a group of kids. For a girl like her to do something like that, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
Cheers,
Andrew
